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A father told his 3 sons to put $1000 in his casket when he died so they could show their appreciation for the education he paid for. When he passed away his sons, a doctor, a lawyer and a professor, all showed up to fulfill his wish. The doctor and professor each put $1000 on his chest. The lawyer wrote a check for $3000 and took the $2000 in cash
 
OverlanderJK said:
A father told his 3 sons to put $1000 in his casket when he died so they could show their appreciation for the education he paid for. When he passed away his sons, a doctor, a lawyer and a professor, all showed up to fulfill his wish. The doctor and professor each put $1000 on his chest. The lawyer wrote a check for $3000 and took the $2000 in cash
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That’s great! I’m a lawyer and have two brothers, one is a doctor and one is a teacher.

But I’m not sure where you get a $1,000 education?!?
 
DirtHeadDavis said:
What do you call a professional fisherman?

A master-baiter.

Lol that’s awful 😂
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That reminded me of when I was in High School had a classmate named Tom Bates. We were in English class and brother Micheal whom called all the boys master called on master Bates. He stopped calling the boys master after that. Even brother Micheal lost it laughing when the class howled with laughter.
 
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