Joke Thread
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jeeeep
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love those older game shows, anything and everything goes, unlike today's bullshit don't make fun on anyone
Bullwinckle
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What do you call a professional fisherman?
A master-baiter.
Lol that’s awful
Classic Dad joke right there. My Dad would use that one all the time when I was growing up.
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These are a riot
OverlanderJK
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A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and go to heaven. As they stand at the gates they ask st. Peter if they can get married in heaven since they didn't get a chance to before they died. St. Peter asks them to wait and goes to find out. They end up waiting for 6 weeks and during that time they discuss the possibility of maybe not making it for all of eternity. When st. Peter comes back he tells them that yes they can get married in heaven. The couple says "well we talked and since our relationship is new, what if it doesn't work? Could we get divorced in heaven?" St Peter says "for Christ's sake, it took me 6 weeks to find a priest in heaven, do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"