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Lunchtime Joke

A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu.

Cheeseburger: $5

French Fires: $3

Handjobs: $10

He walks up to the window and there is a beautiful blonde working behind the counter.

While handing her ten dollars, he asks, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

Seductively she responds, "Why yes I am."

"Well wash your hands I want two cheeseburgers"
 
jesse3638 said:
A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu.

Cheeseburger: $5

French Fires: $3

Handjobs: $10

He walks up to the window and there is a beautiful blonde working behind the counter.

While handing her ten dollars, he asks, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

Seductively she responds, "Why yes I am."

"Well wash your hands I want two cheeseburgers"
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Hehe........
 
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Why are women like KFC?
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After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
 
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