Things That Let You Know You're Getting Old

Thought of another one.
Enjoying a hot cup of coffee after dinner no matter the time of year.

I grew up with my dad and aunts sitting around the dinner at my grandma's drinking wine and coffee until way late. Never under stood it until now, but really don’t know why it sounds good sometimes...🤪
 
jesse3638 said:
Farts: always funny at any age...haha.
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my cousin threw her neighbor a 70th birthday party, the neighbor is a vegan so nothing was edible but as we were talking to her, she had the worst case of the putters I've ever heard :ROFLMAO:

it was then I understood why she always wore long loose skirts and being a vegan, she didn't say sorry or acknowledge them; also flashed back to when I was younger, I swore she was farting when I was talking to her about mowing her lawn, because she was lol
 
jeeeep said:
my cousin threw her neighbor a 70th birthday party, the neighbor is a vegan so nothing was edible but as we were talking to her, she had the worst case of the putters I've ever heard :ROFLMAO:

it was then I understood why she always wore long loose skirts and being a vegan, she didn't say sorry or acknowledge them; also flashed back to when I was younger, I swore she was farting when I was talking to her about mowing her lawn, because she was lol
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Reminds me of this...haha

Grandma Got the Walking Farts
 
I know that this is not certain things, but I have increasingly gotten grouchier. My grandkids (or their parents) call me, "Grumps."

Seems like everything people does irritates me and I want to just slap the stupid out of the younger generation.

Neighbor has goats and chickens, they both seem to love my yard. So instead of telling kids to, "get off my lawn," I find myself telling that to my neighbors livestock.

Don't get me started on my mild road rage that I have to battle to keep inside, because people don't know how to drive. And especially the "Karen's" driving Nissan Altimas (that could be its own thread).








Man that was kind of therapeutic.
 
TrailHunter said:
Got an AARP letter in the mail yesterday. ☹️
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I just turned 50 in November.

I have had AARP since I was 46. You can actually get it now at 18. LOL

At 50 though, most of the good discounts kick in. My cell phone bill for wife and I went from $220 a month at shotty AT&T to $66 a month (yes for both lines) at different carrier.
 
Gossamer JL said:
I just turned 50 in November.

I have had AARP since I was 46. You can actually get it now at 18. LOL

At 50 though, most of the good discounts kick in. My cell phone bill for wife and I went from $220 a month at shotty AT&T to $66 a month (yes for both lines) at different carrier.
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I'm shopping carriers, AT&T prices are stupid for shitty service
 
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