Things I never knew...

[branman]

If your printer is out of Black Ink - highlight your document and change the color to Dark Blue and re-print - It will look almost Identical :thumb:

 

[olram30]

On the wayalife app, just swipe your screen left or right to change pages.

 

[Linebacker]

The rectal temperature of a goose is 102 deg.

 

[jesse3638]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

After typing that "wood" looked to be spelled incorrectly...haha

 

[branman]

Doritos make good fire kindling

 

[Spudcannons]

Doritos make good fire kindling

never would have thoguht

 

[Tumbleweed]

Doritos as "kindling"? or "tinder"?

 

[JKWrang]

Doritos as "kindling"? or "tinder"?

So swipe right on doritos?

 

[olram30]

If you forget to put the pins on a evo tire carrier and make a left turn it swings open.

 

[Panda]

If you forget to put the pins on a evo tire carrier and make a left turn it swings open.

How do you know? :cheesy:

 

[olram30]

How do you know? :cheesy:

In and out of the back, completely forgot. Took off to subway and next thing I know I'm taking up two lanes. Almost hit a car parked on the street.

 

[Panda]

In and out of the back, completely forgot. Took off to subway and next thing I know I'm taking up two lanes. Almost hit a car parked on the street.

I did almost the same thing :grayno: :doh:

 

[HighwayTrout]

Doritos make good fire kindling

Try steel wool. Works great with a 9V battery.

 

[Petthefish]

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

 

[Petthefish]

Ohh and my 17 year old son wanted to share this one.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

 

[Tera 60]

That you can't hold your eyes open while you sneeze..

 

[EZ-E]

That, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. I dunno...

 

[Grubbicon]

Ohh and my 17 year old son wanted to share this one.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

I just wanna know why he knows what a whale's penis is called.

That, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. I dunno...

I dunno either. I always thought long as the finger would reach your good.

 

[Petthefish]

I just wanna know why he knows what a whale's penis is called.
.

He is a teenager I dont ask lol

 

[jeffro]

I never knew how M.A.S.H. ended...

After 32 years, I finally got to see it a few weeks ago. My life is complete now.