GAS PUMP PARKERS - Pricks that Need to be Kicked in the NUTS

Veteran S said:
It IS true!!! So I guess Im a jackass;) Was it your car? I see you're still a miserable dick.
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Ah ha! That's how we know you. Welcome back BlueRubicon. Been a while,

D44 Ball Joint and Knuckle upgrade questions.

LOL - I must be doing something wrong as my ball joints always seem to hold up pretty well. Even my OE ball joints had 60k miles on them before I replaced them with Synergy. Granted, I am just a mall crawler. Glad you have good luck with yours.
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Dont know who that it is...but you're welcome to give it a go, and when I don fall be prepared for lights out Keyboard Warrior.
 
This is new.
Rolled into the local Chevron to fill up the Jeep.
There's a chick in a Bronco at the pump next to me, doing her make up.
The touch screen is down on my pump. Fuck it, I could use a roadie anyway. So I go in. Grab my White Claw 🤣 and go to the register. I have a 25 cents per gallon reward, but the clerk doesn't know how to start the pump, and give me a discount. I'll be damned if I'm giving up a 25 cent per gallon discount, so we have to wait for the manager to come from across the street to process my discount.
Finally, the pump is turned on and I'm gassing up.
Chick is still doing her make up. But, now there's a construction rig with a big ass trailer sitting behind her, because she's sitting at the only diesel pump.
I fill up the Jeep and drive off, and she's still just sitting there doing her make up.
 
The BAD Influence said:
This is new.
Rolled into the local Chevron to fill up the Jeep.
There's a chick in a Bronco at the pump next to me, doing her make up.
The touch screen is down on my pump. Fuck it, I could use a roadie anyway. So I go in. Grab my White Claw 🤣 and go to the register. I have a 25 cents per gallon reward, but the clerk doesn't know how to start the pump, and give me a discount. I'll be damned if I'm giving up a 25 cent per gallon discount, so we have to wait for the manager to come from across the street to process my discount.
Finally, the pump is turned on and I'm gassing up.
Chick is still doing her make up. But, now there's a construction rig with a big ass trailer sitting behind her, because she's sitting at the only diesel pump.
I fill up the Jeep and drive off, and she's still just sitting there doing her make up.
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I make it a point to not use the diesel/gas pump if there are other gas pumps open. I doubt many people even think about this.
 
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