HA! Shaving the eyebrows would go from “Ridiculous” to “Ghetto”!All good. sounds like you have a plan. No on the grill too. You could try shaving it first and see if that works. ￼
I have thought about cosmetic surgery for the front bumper. Make an appointment with Dr. Sawzall and Nurse Bighammers for a boob reduction, soda blast it, rattlecan it and see how it turns out. It’d do, for now.