Things you don't say on a first date...

[mcpuck]

Ready ... Go!

 

[mcpuck]

I'll start ... You know you want it as bad as I do ... Let's get naked!

 

[Bullwinckle]

Your mom looked pretty hot tonight.


Ray

 

[Stalter08Rubi]

So can you pay, I just bought a new set of 37's for my jeep ?

 

[Paisano]

You don't have a gag reflex do you?

 

[mcpuck]

You don't have a gag reflex do you?

Dang Ralph!!! That's funny!

 

[Stalter08Rubi]

I see you are carrying mustache march into April.

Compliment someone on their mustache and suddenly she isn't your friend anymore...

 

[JKU EXTREME]

Isn't it tradition that the women pays, buys the man beer, they goo mudding and then have sex?

Or

So.....you want to split the dollar menu

Or

You're getting the salad right? Becuse it looks like you need it. Damn!

 

[QRS]

Hmmmmm.. not say... but
you sure shouldn't do the naked man :brows:

 

[Robar]

You should invite your sister. Someone has to hold the camera.

 

[10frank9]

I just going to warn you, I have A LOT of gas today....

 

[seanb123]

Your not gonna tell my wife about us right

 

[JKRandall]

"I'll be right back, I always have to call my parole officer at 6."


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[Sharkey]

Any long term allergies to chloroform?

 

[JK's JK]

Are those space pants your wearing? because your ass is out of this world.

 

[catahoula]

So you swallow?

 

[JKFlyer]

It doesn't count as cheating if u go in the back door

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[MTG]

Is that a school Zone? Do you mind turning here, I'm not supposed to be within 1000 feet.

 

[ridg3runner]

Do you have anything for this rash?

 

[kornchip]

Your not as hot as my ex, but i guess you'll do.