I have to say that was the longest rant I've seen in a while. I believe this can be solved rather quickly. (No quote, cause that is way too much)
1. Take a deep breath
2. Realize you can't breathe until you remove your head from your ass.
3. Take a shower. Your head is probably covered in shit.
1. Take a deep breath
2. Realize you can't breathe until you remove your head from your ass.
3. Take a shower. Your head is probably covered in shit.