Things you don't say on a first date...

[HLKSMSH]

I bet you look much better with your face in a pillow.

 

[HLKSMSH]

Just a question but can you make your A** clap???

 

[HLKSMSH]

Is there any way we can get your hot sister to join us later at my place.

 

[mcpuck]

Would you be willing to mix in a dentist?

 

[NAUJK]

Let's not turn this rape into a murder, ok?

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Its not rape if you yell "surprise!!" right?

 

[JEEPnGEO]

It ain't long but it is sure thin.

 

[JeepKing]

Sorry I was quick but I have to get back home to my wife

 

[ridg3runner]

"Don't move..I'll get you a towel"

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[gtony12]

Blind Date:

Oh , I thought you were the other friend.:icon_crazy:

 

[JeepKing]

Your sister is hotter

 

[mcpuck]

Is that you that stinks?

 

[JAGS]

Do you mind if I use this 2 for 1 coupon?


- Jason

 

[Paisano]

Are you ok with your ears being used as grab handles?

 

[droflakcin]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

 

[pvanweelden]

Do you have a preference for your "safeword" ?

 

[M_Savage]

I wish you were my pinky toe; so I could bang you in every piece of furniture in my house.

 

[M_Savage]

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

 

[Napalm90]

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's fuckin horrible :cheesy:

oh my other date is here, be right back.


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[M_Savage]

Did u hear?
There will only be 7 planets remaining after I destroy Uranus.

 

[Panda]

Ok some of these comments are getting outta hand now...