Things you don't say on a first date...

Napalm90 · Apr 3, 2014

Here's the deal, I'm only doing this to hide the fact that I'm gay.

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enjoylife · Apr 3, 2014

so how do you feel about me not being over my ex yet

mcpuck · Apr 3, 2014

You got a hot body, but that face … woof!

JAGS · Apr 3, 2014

Sorry about that. I had Taco Bell for lunch.

- Jason

JAGS · Apr 3, 2014

I'll be right back, I just need to call my wife.

- Jason

Napalm90 · Apr 3, 2014

Nice beard

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Stalter08Rubi · Apr 3, 2014

Definitely turning the lights off tonight

BadAndy · Apr 4, 2014

Does this smell like chloroform

Bullwinckle · Apr 4, 2014

Next time lets just skip the dinner and let me eat your desert.

Ray

MTG · Apr 4, 2014

Does the carpet match the drapes?

catahoula · Apr 4, 2014

:cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:

BadAndy · Apr 4, 2014

Oh now I see why you insisted meeting at a buffet.

catahoula · Apr 6, 2014

Man, I can't wait to tap that ass!

10frank9 · Apr 6, 2014

Do you have any "hotter" sisters? Woof!

Canvas JK · Apr 6, 2014

Your room looks better in person than on the monitor.

nicholsmf · Apr 6, 2014

Let's not turn this rape into a murder, ok?

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OverlanderJK · Apr 6, 2014

nicholsmf said:
Let's not turn this rape into a murder, ok?

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Ha! Best one yet! :cheesy:

catahoula · Apr 6, 2014

nicholsmf said:
Let's not turn this rape into a murder, ok?

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Lol! So wrong!

catahoula · Apr 6, 2014

Love your hairdo...can't wait to see what it looks like from above.

JKVADER · Apr 6, 2014

I need some gas money if you want a ride home.