Things you can say about your jeep but not your wife

Hobolobo · Sep 3, 2015

I broke off the shaft in the rear.

It's worth every penny.

dcbjk · Sep 3, 2015

She can run topless and doorless all day

BradsTj · Sep 3, 2015

I can make my jeep go topless on demand.

boardsurfer · Sep 3, 2015

I busted a nut on the tailgate.

shadowpaige64507 · Sep 3, 2015

Starting to sag a bit, need a lift to look good again.

Bryantengland14 · Sep 3, 2015

I don't mind you riding in her

Fridge81 · Sep 3, 2015

That's one dirty bitch.

AllAmericanInfidel · Sep 3, 2015

My friends love being inside you when your tops off.

newjkjeeper · Sep 3, 2015

She looks better topless.

bigtrucker52 · Sep 4, 2015

She rides better topless, doorless, and dirty!

Sporadic · Sep 4, 2015

Do your job winch.

Petthefish · Sep 4, 2015

Omg to dang funny

Gadget · Sep 4, 2015

Shootingjeeper said:
I'm pretty sure she blew the tranny... Lmao

My favorite so far.

MattAlpha · Sep 4, 2015

I'm gonna need to straighten out that rear end...

jkwebbie · Sep 4, 2015

I swear more and more stuff is wrong with you every time I get underneath you

UncensoredAggression · Sep 4, 2015

Every time I ride you, you give me a hard on.

P1TBU11 · Sep 4, 2015

I wish your gas lasted longer.

07JKSahara · Sep 4, 2015

Im looking for a bigger rear end.

Grubbicon · Sep 4, 2015

jkwebbie said:
I swear more and more stuff is wrong with you every time I get underneath you

Lmao thats a great one.

10frank9 · Sep 4, 2015

Beat not babied. :idontknow: