Awesome. Better than the air in that dump.Smokin'!: Chain-Smoking Chinese Runner Completes Marathon in 3.5 Hours
A Chinese marathon runner named "Uncle Chen" has shocked the running world after being seen chain smoking during his races.www.breitbart.com
I’d be laughing more if it didn’t ring so true. I literally have zero confidence in the system.In Narrow Senate Race, Democratic Candidate Wins By Only 2 Roller Bags
LAS VEGAS, NV — As the nation continues to await the final results of last week's midterm elections, a local Democrat candidate pulled out a shocking victory in a narrow race, winning by only two rolling travel suitcases.babylonbee.com
But, all the friendly super lefties say the electricity fairies will be organized by 2035 and magically fulfill all of our electricity needs..........
They haven't calculated for the looming unicorn pube shortage. Dumbasses.But, all the friendly super lefties say the electricity fairies will be organized by 2035 and magically fulfill all of our electricity needs..........
That's pretty much every Golden Retarded I've ever had.