Random Internet Shit you've come across

[kevman65]

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He was smoking peyote, there was no horse, it was a waitress named Blanche....

 

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[Aceisback]

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Was chilling in the pool with my four year old granddaughter Sunday evening and this was playing. She swam over and said PaPa how come the horse doesn’t have a name, I would have gave him one.

These kids are aware. Kind of dreading her starting school next week, but at least we can have her in a private one.

 

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San Francisco Demands Elon Musk Remove Bright Sign As It's Disturbing People Trying To Poop On Street

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an ongoing dispute regarding the new illuminated "X" sign installed atop the former Twitter headquarters, city officials have now demanded Elon Musk have the sign removed because it is distressing to the people who are pooping on the sidewalk outside.

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[DaJudge]

Same thing here. My mom never blamed my teachers for my actions or falling grades. My wife is a teacher and hates dealing with parents. Little Johnny or Sally would never act that way. Why aren't you helping my kid do and turn in his/her work. Can't you just give him some extra credit or more time to get his grade up (he's had 4 weeks to get his assignments done). She wvwn had a parent last year tell her to follow their kid on the play ground and make sure he wasnt being picked on (mind you its 5th grade). The patental entitlement is out of control. I keep telling her that she just needs to tell the parents to fuck off but she wont...haha.

This is way I could never be a teacher. I wouldn't make it through the first month before I told a parent to GFT!

 

[wayoflife]

Who would have thought?