Knuckles going up for sale....

How much for the plasti-dip covered cardboard cargo security cover shipped to 90210? Hopefully not too late. :fingerscrossed: Tried to send PM but you box was full.
 
Thanks for all the support everyone! Very much appreciated.

So after spending most of the day in disbelief and meeting with the accountants and lawyers it didn't seem like there was much hope. However, as I sat there listening to the bean counters ramble on and on using terms like "negative net worth" and "lack of cash flow" (whatever that means), the solution hit me. Quite simple really. I realized that while I only have one jeep, I do have two kidneys. :rock: So after a couple of quick calls I found a highly recommended doctor on the internet who will remove my superfluous kidney and help me sell it. So I'm off to Tijuana tomorrow to meet with the veterinarian and then a few hours later I will stowaway in a cargo ship to China to meet the lucky recipient. Wish me luck!
 
MTG said:
Thanks for all the support everyone! Very much appreciated.

So after spending most of the day in disbelief and meeting with the accountants and lawyers it didn't seem like there was much hope. However, as I sat there listening to the bean counters ramble on and on using terms like "negative net worth" and "lack of cash flow" (whatever that means), the solution hit me. Quite simple really. I realized that while I only have one jeep, I do have two kidneys. :rock: So after a couple of quick calls I found a highly recommended doctor on the internet who will remove my superfluous kidney and help me sell it. So I'm off to Tijuana tomorrow to meet with the veterinarian and then a few hours later I will stowaway in a cargo ship to China to meet the lucky recipient. Wish me luck!
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10frank9 said:
I talked with MTG this morning. He is pretty upset but is making this decision for all the right reasons. Please PM him if you are SERIOUSLY interested in buying knuckles....

Thanks for understanding folks.
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😳

Well played Frank! You got me.

MTG said:
Thanks for all the support everyone! Very much appreciated.

So after spending most of the day in disbelief and meeting with the accountants and lawyers it didn't seem like there was much hope. However, as I sat there listening to the bean counters ramble on and on using terms like "negative net worth" and "lack of cash flow" (whatever that means), the solution hit me. Quite simple really. I realized that while I only have one jeep, I do have two kidneys. :rock: So after a couple of quick calls I found a highly recommended doctor on the internet who will remove my superfluous kidney and help me sell it. So I'm off to Tijuana tomorrow to meet with the veterinarian and then a few hours later I will stowaway in a cargo ship to China to meet the lucky recipient. Wish me luck!
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Very funny stuff! 😂
 
MTG said:
Thanks for all the support everyone! Very much appreciated.

So after spending most of the day in disbelief and meeting with the accountants and lawyers it didn't seem like there was much hope. However, as I sat there listening to the bean counters ramble on and on using terms like "negative net worth" and "lack of cash flow" (whatever that means), the solution hit me. Quite simple really. I realized that while I only have one jeep, I do have two kidneys. :rock: So after a couple of quick calls I found a highly recommended doctor on the internet who will remove my superfluous kidney and help me sell it. So I'm off to Tijuana tomorrow to meet with the veterinarian and then a few hours later I will stowaway in a cargo ship to China to meet the lucky recipient. Wish me luck!
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Do you need a house sitter? I'll need the keys for the wine cabinet and all your internet passwords ;)
 
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Yesterday I factory ordered a 2015 Wrangler Unlimited Unlimited Rubicon in Anvil. Wish I had known about this sooner. :crazyeyes:
 
First: this is the weakest ass thread attempt at fooling this group of "near geniuses" this forum has ever experienced.

Second: I hope Matti Kavarjilidfhiphn and Jerry McGeorge have a homeless bum "soup kitchen" in Knuckles.

Third: why are you not here in Moab. Hawaii is overrated.....(not really, stick with your family plans)
 
I call bullshit...


I've put down booze with you before and there is no way someone would buy one of your kidneys.
 
Sad to hear that you have to sell it. I hope things get better for you if this is true. Good luck with the sale.
 
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