Did you know that ________?

[mcpuck]

Ok... I will start...

Mosquitoes are more attracted to people who have recently had beer. If your blood type is O, they absolutely love you.

 

[BDP849]

The cleanest toilet in any public restroom is the one closet to the door.

 

[OverlanderJK]

My coworker just left the office so I farted.

 

[mcpuck]

The worse it smells, the better it tastes.

 

[Bullwinckle]

The merry go round goes round and round but must always stop haha


Ray

 

[jeff_in_rc]

A ducks quack will not echo?

 

[ridg3runner]

It puts the lotion on it's skin....

 

[Hightower]

Did you know

The average elephant produces 50 pounds of dung each day.

 

[mcpuck]

You need to buy tickets in advance for the donkey show in Mexico?

 

[MTG]

You need to buy tickets in advance for the donkey show in Mexico?

Not if you're in it.

 

[MTG]

My coworker just left the office so I farted.

Office? What are you doing out of the kitchen?

:cheesy:

 

[Hightower]

You need to buy tickets in advance for the donkey show in Mexico?

How do you know this particular fact?


Driver driver GAS!
WAYALIFE mobile app

 

[Hightower]

Not if you're in it.

Is it bad this thread is making me feel funny?


Driver driver GAS!
WAYALIFE mobile app

 

[OverlanderJK]

Office? What are you doing out of the kitchen?

:cheesy:

Lol I literally did nothing today. Sat in the office and read the news and was on Wayalife most of the day. Down time is great. (Something you don't know about)

 

[mcpuck]

Lol I literally did nothing today. Sat in the office and read the news and was on Wayalife most of the day. Down time is great. (Something you don't know about)

I did the same thing … :thinking: Of course that is most days.

 

[OverlanderJK]

I did the same thing … :thinking: Of course that is most days.

Judging by the last three threads you started, I can tell. :cheesy:

 

[mcpuck]

Judging by the last three threads you started, I can tell. :cheesy:

Hey, gotta admit they are fun!

 

[newtdog]

Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance!


2010 MANGO TANGO SPORT JKU

 

[Heholua]

The human head weighs 8 lbs and dogs and bees can smell fear.

 

[OverlanderJK]

Bears can smell the menstruation.