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Moochie

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Two flaming lesbian liberals wouldn't be caught dead in a gas guzzling carbon spewing Jeep Gladiator....

Or would they?

This accident happened not to far from where I live. 4 people in the Gladiator. Three of them died. One in serious condition. According to the local news, they got hit head on by another car that crossed over into their lane.
 

NPC 6060⁸42

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CalSgt

Hooked
Here is a wonderful little story

A young cashier told an older woman that she should bring her grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized, "We didn't have this green thing back in my day."

The young clerk said, "Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

She gave him a firm stare and a hard grin and said “Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles, and beer bottles. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over. They were recycled.
Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, which we reused for numerous things. We walked upstairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power did dry our clothes back in our day. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. The TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief, not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us.

When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded-up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades with a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

Back then, people took a bus and kids rode their bikes instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles in space to find the nearest burger joint.

But the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing.”

The cashier stood there still and quiet as the old lady found her wallet to pay. Then lady turned to leave but stepped back and turned toward the cashier. She said “You have a world of knowledge in that little device in your hand. Pity you just use it to gossip, take pictures, and waste time. It would do you good to search a bit of history before you embarrass yourself like this again.

Forward this to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart-ass young person.
What in the literal fuck…I suspect there was something funny or interesting in that dissertation but there’s no way I’m taking the time to read it.

This is the interwebs, not Barnes and Noble
 

Aceisback

Hooked
IF your cost of living in Los Angeles seems a little high. This might be part of the problem.
And let’s not forget free vodka for bums in San Francisco.
 

NPC 6060⁸42

Active Member
And let’s not forget free vodka for bums in San Francisco.
From the article. The program started with 10 beds and has now grown to 20, the Chronicle reported. Over the four years, it’s served 65 clients total, the report said, with the goal of keeping the participants out of the ER and reducing calls to cops.
They are saying they served 65 clients five million dollars worth of booze? Oh well I guess three million dollars worth of booze the other two million to “administer” the program. .hahaha y’all are so fucked
 

Aceisback

Hooked
Here’s actually what happens when left home alone with no supervision. I could be wrong but it looks like rules for me but not for thee. I mean thee can call me a transphobe bigot, but me can’t retort with fuckin faggot?🤷‍♂️. What kinda puzzies are moderating the show over there?
Maybe it was my use of the obvious fat ass.
It really sucks because a fairly local Jeep club has a run and trail maintenance on Saturday and now I can’t communicate my intent to volunteer.
Here’s what got me in trouble 😆😂🤣: IMG_5686.jpeg IMG_5685.jpeg
 

Lunentucker

Active Member
Here’s actually what happens when left home alone with no supervision. I could be wrong but it looks like rules for me but not for thee. I mean thee can call me a transphobe bigot, but me can’t retort with fuckin faggot?🤷‍♂️. What kinda puzzies are moderating the show over there?
Maybe it was my use of the obvious fat ass.
It really sucks because a fairly local Jeep club has a run and trail maintenance on Saturday and now I can’t communicate my intent to volunteer.
Here’s what got me in trouble 😆😂🤣: View attachment 407251 View attachment 407252

The only word that has a remote chance of being slanderous or untrue would be "fuckin"
 
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