Recent content by GP NOIR

There’s something wrong when a Jeep spends that much time in the shop and comes home stock.

Didn’t they make a movie about that? “Men Who Stare At Jeeps”

Real men weld naked

I get the cheapies at Discount Tire, usually at the start of winter and the start of spring. For me, the fancy expensive wipers don't work any better than the cheap, plain wipers.

I swear my Jeep thinks she's part Harley-Davidson

Aaaah!! Bring me the eye bleach- That guy on the phone really needs a longer shirt!

I don’t think she’s gonna be able to help you nun

Chuck Norris just folds his arms and glares and the Jeep installs the lift itself

Where is it gonna be held?

Yes. Yes, it is

I can get a bike cheaper that’s pedals itself.

There’s also a fuse for each compressor

Dremmel the grill.

The wire harness to the Bank 2 Cam Position Sensor is too short. The wires have to make a sharp bend coming off the sensor, stressing the wires and sensor. The solution is a pigtail from Mopar that splices to and extends the harness. You can find them on Ebay. Install the pigtail and replace...

I didn’t know you were named after Elvis Preston