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JAGS

Active Member
Apparently Overlander has been holding out on us. Been driving around in the granite crystal (metallic) unlimited JL.

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notnalc68

That dude from Mississippi
Something a friend found. This is as good a place as any, for it.



Giving More than 100%

Ever wonder how some people give more than 100%?
Now you can achieve 103% or more.**Here's a little math to make it easy.

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then

K N O W L E D G E
**********11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

H A R D W O R K
************8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

But,

A T T I T U D E
************1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
************2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that knowledge and hardwork will get you close,
and attitude will get you 100%, but bullshit will put you over the top.

But look how far asskissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
**************1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So next time someone asks for more than 100%,
you'll know what is required of you.


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OverlanderJK

Resident Smartass
Something a friend found. This is as good a place as any, for it.



Giving More than 100%

Ever wonder how some people give more than 100%?
Now you can achieve 103% or more.**Here's a little math to make it easy.

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then

K N O W L E D G E
**********11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

H A R D W O R K
************8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

But,

A T T I T U D E
************1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
************2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that knowledge and hardwork will get you close,
and attitude will get you 100%, but bullshit will put you over the top.

But look how far asskissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
**************1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

So next time someone asks for more than 100%,
you'll know what is required of you.


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Lol I’ve seen that before but not the bullshit or asskissing part.


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notnalc68

That dude from Mississippi
How does a new bill allowing women to have easier access to carrying a gun anywhere make them LESS safe? :thinking:

EDIT: Just read the whole article. I forgot that their abusers always make sure and follow the laws to obtain a proper permit before they kill someone with a firearm :doh:



https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...domestic-violence_us_5a26d1cce4b06d807b4f8a63


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In Mississippi, they can carry in a purse, without a permit. We’ve had no problems, here. We are also an open carry state, and we still don’t have all the wild shoot outs the anti-gunners said we would.


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