I've seen this play out before in a restaraunt parking but it was a Jaguar and the owner pulled in and straddled the line.......well two burly motorcycle enthusiasts (1%ers) took offense and decided to park their motorcycles in a way as to completely impede the entry on either side of the Jaguar.......both motorcycles were parked well within their respective spots.......they went in and ordered breakfast at a booth inside adjacent to the parking spot......10 minutes later the Jaguar owner returned to his car only to find he was unable to gain entry without moving one of the motorcycles......he then decided to straddle one of the motorcycles and try to move it himself......not a such a good idea.......the bikers (err motorcycle enthusiasts) came out of the restaraunt a bit unhappy and informed the Jaguar owner that what he was doing was hazardous to his health and well being and should remove himself from the motorcycle immediately (or explicit words to that effect)...... He took their advice and profusely apologized.......he offered to pay for their meals which they declined and returned to the restaraunt......he then called the police who showed up only to give him a ticket for illegal parking.......the bikers returned to their motorcycles and left while the Jaguar owner was signing his ticket......they both tipped their hats to the Jaguar owner and drove out of the parking lot..........Karma
Moral of the story.........Don't be a dick and people won't treat you like a dick......
True story.......happened in Kissimmee, Florida at a IHOP while me and the wife were visiting Disney last year....
~Woodrow~