Bad Neighbors! Everybody's got one...or two.

catahoula

Caught the Bug
Ok I can be an asshole, but I don't purposely start being one until someone flings the first turd then it's game on. I've had a neighbor that shined a laser light in my window from their deck..a few times til I put a stop to that. I've had a neighbor that had two large dogs that they left outside and would never clean up the poop...oh the smell. Then watch in horror as they mowed their yard...barefoot. I've had neighbors that have changed their oil and antifreeze in the driveway...without containing it and went to freak and educate them the importance of disposing of said liquids the right way. Just wanted to verify this is normal and wanted to read other members stories of their experiences.:thumb:
 
Ok I can be an asshole, but I don't purposely start being one until someone flings the first turd then it's game on. I've had a neighbor that shined a laser light in my window from their deck..a few times til I put a stop to that. I've had a neighbor that had two large dogs that they left outside and would never clean up the poop...oh the smell. Then watch in horror as they mowed their yard...barefoot. I've had neighbors that have changed their oil and antifreeze in the driveway...without containing it and went to freak and educate them the importance of disposing of said liquids the right way. Just wanted to verify this is normal and wanted to read other members stories of their experiences.:thumb:

I feel bad for you, my closest neighbor is 1/2 mile away. If I had one point a laser at me I have a feeling they wouldn't like the one I point back:D

We are Jeep..Resistance is futile..
 
My neighbors are a bunch of inbred irresponsible pet owners. They wait forever to pick up after their pets, they feed the stray cats who end up staying and reproducing then wonder why they have to call the Ferrel cat society who traps, neuters and brings the nasty things back. Yeah, sucks cause the damn cats sleep on my Jeep and run their claws down my paint. Everyone has a bad neighbor, I got a whole mess of em.
 
My neighbors are a bunch of inbred irresponsible pet owners. They wait forever to pick up after their pets, they feed the stray cats who end up staying and reproducing then wonder why they have to call the Ferrel cat society who traps, neuters and brings the nasty things back. Yeah, sucks cause the damn cats sleep on my Jeep and run their claws down my paint. Everyone has a bad neighbor, I got a whole mess of em.

Apparently from what I have heard.......one half cup of milk mixed with Prestone and two sweet n lows does wonders as a deterrent to stray cats..........just saying......that's what I've heard;)
 
The guy across the street packs his pickup right across from my driveway when there is a ton of space that he could use instead......dude has trail grapplers on it too but I don't think he has ever "used" them :thinking
 
Apparently from what I have heard.......one half cup of milk mixed with Prestone and two sweet n lows does wonders as a deterrent to stray cats..........just saying......that's what I've heard;)

From what I've heard...that isn't really funny...just saying. ;)
 
I have 1 real shitball neighbors.

I live in a pretty nice neighborhood and most of the neighbors are great except for 1 in particular. He is a lazy ass white trash POS who I am pretty sure must be on disability because he doesn't ever work, and he is so ignorant that I almost feel bad getting mad... almost. There is no fence between our front yards, and he never has his dog leashed, and plays frisbee with it across both lawns, tossing it into "flower beds" which my gf has planted and killing most of the plants. Letting his dog and his friends dog shit in my yard and waiting a few days till he remembers to clean it up. Then on top of that there is the parking situation.... He feels the need to park his 1970's piece of shit motor-home in front of both our houses for a week or more at a time, and then leaves the door open all day to air it out. They have a 2 car garage, and a driveway that will fit 2 more, with 4 cars in his family, and never park any of their cars in the driveway. And now for the past week or so they have had company visiting who have been sleeping in the motorhome out on the street. He has some city permit posted in the window of the RV, so yesterday after finally having enough (their minivan was parked in front of the motorhome blocking half of my driveway) I went and took all the info off their permit, called the city to notify them that he had people living in the motorhome, and then called the sherriff around 11pm when the folks were asleep in the RV(came out gave them a ticket and made them sleep in the house)... so according to the city folks I talked to his permit is going to be canceled, and the next time he lets that pos sit out there for 72 hours they said to give them a call and they will have it impounded.

I honestly just cant understand how some people are so inconsiderate and just generally clueless.
 
I have 1 real shitball neighbors.

I live in a pretty nice neighborhood and most of the neighbors are great except for 1 in particular. He is a lazy ass white trash POS who I am pretty sure must be on disability because he doesn't ever work, and he is so ignorant that I almost feel bad getting mad... almost. There is no fence between our front yards, and he never has his dog leashed, and plays frisbee with it across both lawns, tossing it into "flower beds" which my gf has planted and killing most of the plants. Letting his dog and his friends dog shit in my yard and waiting a few days till he remembers to clean it up. Then on top of that there is the parking situation.... He feels the need to park his 1970's piece of shit motor-home in front of both our houses for a week or more at a time, and then leaves the door open all day to air it out. They have a 2 car garage, and a driveway that will fit 2 more, with 4 cars in his family, and never park any of their cars in the driveway. And now for the past week or so they have had company visiting who have been sleeping in the motorhome out on the street. He has some city permit posted in the window of the RV, so yesterday after finally having enough (their minivan was parked in front of the motorhome blocking half of my driveway) I went and took all the info off their permit, called the city to notify them that he had people living in the motorhome, and then called the sherriff around 11pm when the folks were asleep in the RV(came out gave them a ticket and made them sleep in the house)... so according to the city folks I talked to his permit is going to be canceled, and the next time he lets that pos sit out there for 72 hours they said to give them a call and they will have it impounded.

I honestly just cant understand how some people are so inconsiderate and just generally clueless.

This is how I know you are smarter than Me!!! I would not have got the city involved.... But it would be handled just the same
 
I have also had shit neighbors. I lived in San Antonio with a friend while my husband was deployed for a year. Er lived one house in from the corner and the corner house on the opposite side of the street was positively filled with degenerate idiots. I'm pretty sure they were hud or habitat for humanity people. The hoa has specific rules, of which, not one was ever obeyed by them. Their privacy fence was falling down in pieces for 5 months before the hoa forced them to replace it. They NEVER mowed the lawn. They left the trash can in the street where it invariably would blow into the jeep on windy days.

They had loud beaner ragers on weeknights. Complete with mariachi and drunken fights. I'm also pretty sure it was a crack/meth house because of all the comings and goings. I had to call the PD on them on multiple occasions because of the loud crap happening at all hours of the night.

I loved living in SA. I just HATED living across from them.
 
I had vampires for neighbors once.

I had a Goth family that were my neighbors for 6 months......they all dressed in Goth from Dad all the way down to the 14 y/o daughter.......both vehicles were black matte wrapped and all they wore was black......We called them the Addams Family.........i was curious of where they worked looking the way they did..........but hey to each their own:rolleyes2:
 
I feel the same everyone on my block is cool as hell.. Nice neighborhood with upper middle class rednecks. There's a jeep or newer lifted pick up in every driveway. Only thing that sucks is my neighbors on both sides have 2013 silverados with 6" lifts and 38's(makes my jeep look small) :(


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