Random Internet Shit you've come across
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JT@623
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There afraid the truth will come out
AZVAJKU
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- She picked a restaurant in 5 seconds: No woman can accomplish this feat.
- She ordered a ribeye and a Guinness: Nice order… SIR.
- She works as the U.S. Assistant Secretary of Health: Oh no! Your date is Admiral Rachel Levine!
- She just wants to chill, smoke cigars, and name obscure running backs: Enjoying a Padrón and throwing out names like "Tim Biakabutuka" isn't any woman's idea of a good time.
- Her chest is hairier than yours:You can tell even though she isn't wearing a low-cut blouse because it's sticking out the neck hole.
- She won a gold medal in the men's decathlon at the 1976 Olympics: As impressive as this accomplishment is, that ain't no lady.
- She tries to seduce you by burping the alphabet: Any woman would score major points with this, but everyone knows that isn't going to happen.
- She says she has a doctor's appointment on Thursday for a prostate exam: We're not biologists, but we're fairly certain women don't have prostates.
- She can watch a movie without asking any questions about the plot: Only a man can follow the plot of a movie that well.
- She's currently peeing at the urinal next to you: RUN!
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Trump Promises If Elected He Will Legalize Punching Vision Pro Wearers In The Face
U.S. — Donald Trump has reportedly vowed, if once more imbued with the powers of the presidency, to legalize the punching of people who wear the Apple Vision Pro in public.
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But, if it's not in the program they're running at the time, will they feel the punch?View attachment 401780
Trump Promises If Elected He Will Legalize Punching Vision Pro Wearers In The Face
U.S. — Donald Trump has reportedly vowed, if once more imbued with the powers of the presidency, to legalize the punching of people who wear the Apple Vision Pro in public.
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AZVAJKU
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He is not wrong.
jeeeep
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naw, biden has declared where they live as low income, so democrats no longer associate with them.I thought they were running with the Big Mike/Orca ticket?View attachment 401788
In a different time, this may have happened…
AZVAJKU
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I’m pretty sure these guys didn’t come here to pick produce or serve you tortilla chips.
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New CBP stats show surge in Chinese migrants entering US illegally
Chinese nationals now make up the fastest-growing faction of illegal border crossers into the US, as almost 20,000 have been apprehended at the border since just October.
This shit is infuriatingI’m pretty sure these guys didn’t come here to pick produce or serve you tortilla chips.
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New CBP stats show surge in Chinese migrants entering US illegally
Chinese nationals now make up the fastest-growing faction of illegal border crossers into the US, as almost 20,000 have been apprehended at the border since just October.
jeeeep
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well, that explains why Costco is packed on Tuesdays and none of them can drive worth a shit.I’m pretty sure these guys didn’t come here to pick produce or serve you tortilla chips.
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Full story:
New CBP stats show surge in Chinese migrants entering US illegally
Chinese nationals now make up the fastest-growing faction of illegal border crossers into the US, as almost 20,000 have been apprehended at the border since just October.
Aceisback
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They came here for Supreme Court nominations.I’m pretty sure these guys didn’t come here to pick produce or serve you tortilla chips.
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Full story:
New CBP stats show surge in Chinese migrants entering US illegally
Chinese nationals now make up the fastest-growing faction of illegal border crossers into the US, as almost 20,000 have been apprehended at the border since just October.
