Recent content by Bradlybob

Why don't they do smart things like my generation did in high school like play with two glass balls connected with a string that we would shake up and down until they started bouncing off each other making a pleasant clacking sound. Kids these days.

She so sweet she done rotted out his teeth

She's not pretty enough to be that dumb.

Looks like the women of Walmart around here. They don"t sell Lululemon here. It's Lulubagoftennisballs.

Dad!, Why you go to be so skibidi! My rizz is gonna be zero being seen with you, no cap.

What he said. If it were terrorists or Iran would they fly drones around with flashing lights. Sounds like our own government's shenanigans or some college kids who built a big ass drone and they're flying it around. Maybe it's the cops looking for unusual heat signatures coming from grow houses.

The guy behind him saying "Damn, I want me some a dat flat ass"!

Wow, I thought Jaguar was the KIA Optima or Nissan Altima of the "really knows how to game the welfare system" class. I guess I need to go to high class cities.

What happens in the band room stays in the band room.

I think she's farting into the bell of the horn and he's inhaling the fart through the mouthpiece where he has a reefer cigarette stuck in the hole. It's a flavor enhancer for the cheap grass meth mouth Annie brought on their date.

Took me a second but day-um thats funny.

Well there is a FB group for owners of blue Jeeps so I could understand the confusion.

It's already made it from Chico to Shingletown? Damn, that's a bigun.

It's not supposed to be a secret. It's more like a technology demonstrator and test bed and it's certainly not a weapon. Now what they develop as a result of their research, that's another story.

Umm, captain sir, the pirates are over there.