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Aaaah!! Bring me the eye bleach- That guy on the phone really needs a longer shirt!

I don’t think she’s gonna be able to help you nun

Chuck Norris just folds his arms and glares and the Jeep installs the lift itself

Where is it gonna be held?

Yes. Yes, it is

I can get a bike cheaper that’s pedals itself.

There’s also a fuse for each compressor

Dremmel the grill.

The wire harness to the Bank 2 Cam Position Sensor is too short. The wires have to make a sharp bend coming off the sensor, stressing the wires and sensor. The solution is a pigtail from Mopar that splices to and extends the harness. You can find them on Ebay. Install the pigtail and replace...

I didn’t know you were named after Elvis Preston

Printing money ain’t cheap!

My Jeep was a lot quieter before getting hearing aids

I constantly wear glasses to see and because of my chosen career, get them with approved safety lenses. All my eye glasses get pitted, scratched and gouged. I don't want to think what injuries my eyes would suffer without them. I would not run an impact wrench or other power tools without...

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